hey..this is going to be a considerably more grounded entry due to the tragedy in kashmir. meaning no sudden bursts into song/rap or exaggerated bling gestures. nonetheless, i personally think this is one of the more interesting entries.

100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

if u've done:

0-10-u loser go grab a life
10-50-i'm loving it
50-70-im your biggest fan
70-99-i want to be you
100-you liar

Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open. no, a singapore geylang v. home united match does NOT count.

Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends. even the weird ones u shudder to be seen around.

Swim with a dolphin. or a shark.

Skydive.

Have your portrait painted. even if it's by your best friend and looks more like a mutant ant. the truth hurts.

Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it. and don't just learn "i want your sex" in russian and try it out on some granny. doesn't count. even if it's a HOT granny.

Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France. i guess we might have to settle for ure condo pool.

Watch the launch of the space shuttle. not on tv you cheater.

Spend a whole day eating junk food without feeling guilty. for guys this will be: spend a whole day not eating junk food without feeling guilty.

Be an extra in a film. u don't have to have a line.

Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details. extra points if the person's a stranger who speaks english.

Make love on a forest floor. i hate the phrase make love. let's change it to have sex.

have sex on a train. extra points if you clean up after yourself. let's have a little public awareness here people.

Learn to rollerblade.

Own a room with a view.

Brew your own beer. extra points if you dare drink it.

Learn how to take a compliment. or in some cases, learn how to make a compliment.

Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away. extra points if you don't end up crawling back home.

Grow a beard and leave it for at least a month. extra points if u're a girl.BONUS POINTS if its'a green moustace. (lol debs)

Give your mother a dozen red roses and tell her you love her. extra points if you don't say "now can i have my allowance" afterwards. do it the next day at least.

Be a member of the audience in a TV show.

Put your name down to be a passenger on the first tourist shuttle to the moon. doesn't count if it's not YOUR name.

Send a message in a bottle.

Ride a camel into the desert.

Get to know your neighbours.

Plant a tree. extra points if it doesn't die.

Learn not to say yes when you really mean no. or vice versa.

Write a fan letter to your all-time favorite hero or heroine. or me. that'll do too.

Visit the Senate and the House of Representatives to see how Congress really works. extra points if you yawn loudly and complain about what poor ventilation the rooms have.

Learn to ballroom dance properly.

Eat jellied eels from a stall in London.

Be the boss. of everything.

Fall deeply in love -- helplessly and unconditionally. i never really will understand this but i'd love to.

Ride the Trans-Siberian Express across Asia. extra points if you don' t bring along a house full of things like hair straighteners and hair wax. it's a tough life i know.

Sit on a jury. doesn't count if you fall asleep.

Write the novel you know you have inside you. and then send it to me. i'm quite interested.

Go to Walden Pond and read Thoreau while drifting in a canoe. no idea where the hell that is. so go to singapore river and do the same thing.

Stay out all night dancing and go to school the next day without having gone home (just once). and don't say you got it from this site.

Drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich. this is a must do apparently.

Be someone's mentor. doesn't count if you force them at gunpoint.

Shower in a waterfall. extra points if you do a whole body exfoliation scrub while u're at it.

Ask for a raise. extra points if you manage to shout scream and use the words "concrete hairdo" and "sit on this and swivel"

Learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill. grade one WILL do.

Teach someone illiterate to read. stress on someone who IS illiterate..not someone you THINK is illiterate.

Girls: Go into a 7-11 and ask with a totally straight face whether they sell "gay times" and when they look at u strangely give them a wink. Guys: Go into a watsons and ask whether they sell sanitary pads for extra wide vaginal flow. actually you can do either, if you do manage to please tag my blog and tell me how it went.

Get over your ex, go back and give him a slap and a kick in the balls. if u're a guy, tough. i can't think of anything at this moment. i'm open to people tagging and giving a suggestion.

Write down your personal mission statement, follow it, and revise it from time to time.

See a lunar eclipse.and a solar one if u're extra lucky.

Spend New Year's in an exotic location. ure room does NOT count.

Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it, instead of just thinking about it.

Experience weightlessness.

Sing a great song in front of an audience. ure 2 year old brother doesn't count i'm sorry.

Ask someone you've only just met to go on a date. extra points if they agree.

Drive across America from coast to coast.

Make a complete and utter fool of yourself. i've done this one over and over again.

Own one very expensive but absolutely wonderful business suit.

Write your will.

Sleep under the stars. if u were meant to be in a tent but it blew away that counts too.

Take a ride on the highest roller coaster in the country.

Learn how to complain effectively -- and do it! extra points if whine for more than 2 minutes straight.

Slap that annoying teacher. and blame it on your hand spasming.

Spend a whole day reading a great novel. harry potter doesn't count. sob sob.

Forgive your parents. for everything.

Learn to juggle with three balls. minds above the waist people.

Drive your schoolbus. extra points if you don't crash.

Find a job you love.

Spend Christmas on the beach drinking pina coladas.

Overcome your fear of failure.

Raft through the Grand Canyon.

Donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park.

Buy your own house and then spend time making it into exactly what you want.

Grow a garden.

Spend three months getting your body into optimum shape.

Drive a convertible with the top down and music blaring. extra points if it's britney spears.

Accept yourself for who you are.

Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public.

Scuba dive off Australia's Great Barrier Reef.

Go up in a hot-air balloon.

Attend one really huge rock concert. good charlotte somehow does not count.

Kiss someone you've just met on a blind date. extra points if it's with tongue.

Be able to handle: your tax forms, Jehovah's Witnesses, your banker, telephone solicitors.

Give to a charity -- anonymously.

Lose more money than you can afford at roulette in Vegas.

Let someone feed you peeled, seedless grapes.

Kiss the Blarney stone and develop the gift of gab. and probably numerous mouth ulcers.

Fart in a crowded space. extra points if you blame it on someone else and get away with it.

Have a cigarette and decide never to ever smoke ever again because it's disgusting.

Go deep sea fishing and eat your catch.

Create your own web site. blogs do NOT count.

Visit the Holy Land.

Make yourself spend a half-day at a concentration camp and swear never to forget.

Run to the top of the Statue of Liberty.

Create your Family Tree.

Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball stadium.

Make a hole-in-one.

Ski a double-black diamond run.

Learn to bartend.

Run a marathon. nevermind if u pass out half way just finish it.

learn a martial art.

Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength. if you have no weaknesses do this one instead: learn how to do one impressive magic trick. one that could rival huron's.

if you have anything to add to this list, feel free to drop me a tag. i'll probably be revising it sometime soon. and if you ever get caught doing any of these things, remember: u didn't read about them here.

life IS short, so there's no need to indulge in anything which might make it shorter.

and do ONE thing for me/ to spite me: tell someone you love them. and mean it. extra points if it's me :D jk extra points if you add a hug.

i love ALL you guys. even if you don't think the hottest star of all time is james dean.

to debbie: we're going to have a SERIOUS talk about this goat business. how could you even CONSIDER selling trent?!

er bye?